Activia yogurt is filled with tiny ghosts whose purpose is to scare the poop out of you.Jon Stewart (via yellow-highlighters)
Romney, you just got Rick Roll’d, motherfucker! There you have it! This is why this man is formidable. Republicans have a choice between a man with a multi-point fact-based plan that he thinks will get the economy going, or a guy who will punch cancer in the fucking face.Jon Stewart (via madehimsaycomfychairs)