Posts tagged "quotes"
You know, I don’t have the facts to back this up, but John Boehner cries a lot because his nose is an onion.
Jon Stewart (via yellow-highlighters)
Activia yogurt is filled with tiny ghosts whose purpose is to scare the poop out of you.
Jon Stewart (via yellow-highlighters)
I'm crafty. In every sense of the word.

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