Do you fuckin’ love mothafuckin’ waffles?
Do you have that 3:45 slump?!
Get your ass to the Union Square Whole Foods—because WaffleWaffle is there to make all your dreams come true.
Like Red Velvet cake waffles.
My cousin knows how to make a fucking waffle.
To those who were lost, you will not be forgotten.
To the monsters who shook my faith in humanity, you will not be remembered.
To those who restored that faith through their courage, kindness, generosity and resilience, thank you.