… the substitution of state ownership for private ownership does not abolish the capitalist system of production. This system is distinguished by the separation of owners of the means of production and wage owners. Instead, syndicalism seeks to create an autonomous and worker-controlled system of production which eliminates the distinctions between producers and owners of the means of production. With the passage of private industry to the state, the state bureaucracy replaces the capitalist, and the worker remains a wage-earner.
Arturo Labriola Syndicalism and Reformism (1905)

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Abstinence-only education is now illegal in Illinois. A bill passed two days ago by the state senate will require that schools with sex education classes include units on birth control. Schools can opt out of sex education altogether if they so desire (as they can now), and they’ll still have to teach that abstinence is the only absolute, surefire way to prevent pregnancy and STIs, but now they’ll have to provide information on contraceptives as well. The governor is expected to sign the bill. source

You know the apocalypse is coming because someone used commonsense in making policy.

shortformblog:

Abstinence-only education is now illegal in Illinois. A bill passed two days ago by the state senate will require that schools with sex education classes include units on birth control. Schools can opt out of sex education altogether if they so desire (as they can now), and they’ll still have to teach that abstinence is the only absolute, surefire way to prevent pregnancy and STIs, but now they’ll have to provide information on contraceptives as well. The governor is expected to sign the bill. source

You know the apocalypse is coming because someone used commonsense in making policy.

Yamel Cakes

shitmystudentswrite:

Every year on Yom Kippur, Jewish men and boys wear yamel cakes on their heads, which are very important to the Jewish faith. Wearing the yamel cake symbolizes that you are truly a man and not a woman.

After seven Bluth-less years the wait is finally over, and Hypable is here to help you celebrate Arrested Development’s season 4 with a sugar rush. Check out the show’s drinking game here.

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And then my intern saved a file as “Judgment of Dismission”

Which I believe to be a contraction of Dismissal and ???

I’m like a fucking whale. I remember everything that I say.
Bossman.  Part Infinity in a series of idioms and references thereto that my boss gets wrong.

Don’t dabble in family law

because you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, you look like a fucking idiot, and you waste everyone’s time, money, and energy.

fawkes-:

my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole

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A Seattle Times review of a recent Madonna tour stop praises the artist for “rocking us as a feminist icon” and applauds the singer for her brazen sexuality: “stripping down to a bra, then pulling her pants down below a thong and baring her cheeks to the Key [Arena].” Even the Guardian’s Freeman, in an ode to Like a Prayer, the writer’s favorite album, speaks longingly about Madonna’s midriff-baring ’80s fashion and the video to the title track, which “featured a woman named Madonna apparently giving a blow job to a black Jesus.”

Through a career that has included crotch-grabbing, nudity, BDSM, Marilyn Monroe fetishizing, and a 1992 book devoted to sex, Madonna has been viewed as a feminist provocateur, pushing the boundaries of acceptable femininity. But Beyoncé’s use of her body is criticized as thoughtless and without value beyond male titillation, providing a modern example of the age-old racist juxtaposition of animalistic black sexuality vs. controlled, intentional, and civilized white sexuality.

All Hail the Queen? | Bitch Media (via npr)

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Things Facebook thinks about me.

Things Facebook thinks about me.

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

“I don’t blame anybody for thanking the lord.”

And therein lies the important part.  I’m an ethnocultural Jew and a spiritual agnostic (though I do practice Judaism because I enjoy the ritual and tradition and I think that the combined wisdom of almost 6,000 years of Judaism offers some pretty rad ideas to rely on).  People wish me a Merry Christmas and a Happy Easter every year.  And ya know what?  I don’t scream at them.  I don’t get up in arms.  I smile and return the sentiment.  Ya know why?  Because their belief in no way cheapens mine, and their assumption, while incorrect, isn’t somehow totally unwarranted.  Obviously, this situation is a little bit different than those, but at the end of the day, if you get your panties in a twist over that sort of shit or try to shout people down/make them feel like assholes/make them feel stupid because they believe differently than you, there’s only one person who looks like a stupid asshole.

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Why Schnauzers are the best part a billion.

Why Schnauzers are the best part a billion.

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