broadcity:

The New Yorker!!

broadcity:

The New Yorker!!

(via fivefifteen)

ggalaxies:

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

i guess i miscalculated that

Ben Wyatt is on tumblr now?!

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thisfeliciaday:

This wasn’t “classy” enough to upload to the channel, but the injustice of this great piece of cinema going unseen by the world could not be countenanced. I HAD TO UPLOAD IT!

Short story: I make fart noises with my mouth like a grade schooler. With a minnie hat on my head. WHATEVER GUYS.

tastefullyoffensive:

Magic. [x]

Adult Swim: doing bumps right since forever.

tastefullyoffensive:

Magic. [x]

Adult Swim: doing bumps right since forever.

c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

(via fivefifteen)

newyorker:

The Daily Cartoon by Tom Toro: http://nyr.kr/1cmWxzt

newyorker:

The Daily Cartoon by Tom Toro: http://nyr.kr/1cmWxzt

kidpres:

Question: What was it like to kiss Beyonce’? 
Answer: It. Was. Magical.

kidpres:

Question: What was it like to kiss Beyonce’? 

Answer: It. Was. Magical.

I just remembered the new season of drag race starts on Monday. Yessss.

nevver:

“I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”  — Steven Wright

nevver:

“I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
Steven Wright

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